Chaos, but make it classy
Wearable moments for people who refuse to take themselves too seriously while taking everything else seriously enough
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Our Story
We were tired of brands acting either totally unhinged or painfully polished. One group chat and three ruined group projects later, we made the middle ground: Champagne Brainrot—smart enough to get the joke, honest enough to admit when we don't.
Honest Absurdity
We embrace the chaos without pretending it's deep
Inclusive Irreverence
Everyone's invited to not take themselves seriously
Authentic Quality
Premium materials, genuine weirdness