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Add some chaos to your life

Chaos, but make it classy

Wearable moments for people who refuse to take themselves too seriously while taking everything else seriously enough

Our Story

We were tired of brands acting either totally unhinged or painfully polished. One group chat and three ruined group projects later, we made the middle ground: Champagne Brainrot—smart enough to get the joke, honest enough to admit when we don't.

Honest Absurdity

We embrace the chaos without pretending it's deep

Inclusive Irreverence

Everyone's invited to not take themselves seriously

Authentic Quality

Premium materials, genuine weirdness